nahiko-gpt — an OpenAI-compatible API answered by a human Every completion is typed by hand, by one person, whenever the email gets read. Latency: minutes to hours. Uptime: while awake. POST /v1/chat/completions (OpenAI chat format; any API key accepted, in spirit) GET /v1/chat/completions/{id} (poll for the answer) GET /v1/models (there is one model) "stream": true holds the line open for ~8 minutes while the human types.